I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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