S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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