It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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