Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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