i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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