So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
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So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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