There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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