Walk of Shame. In a state park.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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