But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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