I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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