It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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