i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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