I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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