You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
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when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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