Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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