Its about making memories worth repressing
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
