Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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