i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
