And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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