Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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