Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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