Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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