ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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