Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
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