No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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