I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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