This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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