doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
actually, I'm a sock model
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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