I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I have feelings that need drinking.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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