In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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