I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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