Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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