One girl and one boy is just not enough.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
