i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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