We won't sleep together?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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