marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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