wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
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I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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