Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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