I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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