i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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