so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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