I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
