smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I would fuck him just for his dog
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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