We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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