Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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