He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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