so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
So squirting runs in the family.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
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So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.