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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!

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• (805): View more from California

  do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?

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• (561): View more from Florida

  hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.

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  ....this is what your political science major is getting you?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH

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  Yes

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  O.K.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign

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• (512): View more from Texas

  On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.

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