Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says