Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(704): View more from North Carolina

the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking

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(917): View more from New York City

I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name

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(937): View more from Ohio

You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?

(1-717): View more from Pennsylvania

FUCK YOU MAN

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(954): View more from Florida

My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??

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(505): View more from New Mexico

My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...

(480): View more from Arizona

When is the party?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue

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