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(205): View more from Alabama

One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.

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(815): View more from Illinois

just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.

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(805): View more from California

do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?

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(540): View more from Virginia

I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments

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(207): View more from Maine

He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.

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(303): View more from Colorado

According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.

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