Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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