just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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