So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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