Heybabeimwearingurpanties
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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