I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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