brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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