At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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