I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just pee around me
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
