good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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