if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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