the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
