walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
These 23 People Had Crazy Sex With Complete Strangers
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.