he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?