it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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